New business idea: cat nightclub. It is a nightclub with several club cats. The music is not loud, so as not to scare the cats. No one dances. Everyone pets cats.
I literally have no idea what my personality is
Like I go from being an arrogant bitch to a studious, conscientious hard-worker, to a lazy procrastinator, to an overly-emotional fangirl
In a matter of seconds
so accurate it hurts
- someone: *says something*
- me: breaks into a song with a word they just said